E told me I had to do the blog today, so W is back. "W" I feel like I belong in a James Bond film, "OO7 meet W. He's Q's assistant." What would W do?? I mean M is in command.... Q builds the cool gadgets... I'm a letter not a number so I'm not a field agent... low in the alphabet.... W would be in charge of what, refreshments???
Actually I do have a really good evil villain laugh, but I really don't have the ambition for world conquest, and no where near the patience to plan the actual villainy. Maybe I could hire myself out to evil villains who don't have good evil laughs... Dr. Asthma or Baron Monotone. That would be a good gig. Wait in the wings for the villain to do his whole evil monologue, he gives me the signal, "evil laugh", then I'm done. I get paid and I'm out of there before the hero escapes and takes everyone down. Wonder if it would pay any good. Maybe I'll put it on Craig's List.
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W, this is hillarious!! I read it yesterday but didn't have a chance to comment. Tooooo funny! You had me cracking up!
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